By 14th over: New Zealand 32-6 (Phillips 8, Smith 0) Stokes replaces Robinson, who bowled a glorious spell of 6-3-10-4. His grandkids will never hear the end of it. A sharp first over from Stokes finishes with a ludicrous 88mph legbreak that beats Nathan Smith.
“I thought the point about the phrase ‘Nude Nuts’ was that when they’re Nude, they’re not moving?” writes Ian Mallender. “These are Fully Clothed Nuts.”
You might be right. At first I thought Matthew Hayden was referring to Robinson’s speed (“124kph nude nuts”) but on reflection I think that was an additional layer of criticism. In which case, today’s nuts were dressed by Tom Ford.
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